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tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

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manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

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"I am the girl who prefers to spend her Friday night curled up with her pillow, reading a good novel, and I am also the girl who likes to go out on a Saturday night and dance until the DJ plays his last song. I am the girl who wants to wear beat up converses and an oversized sweatshirt, and I am also the girl who owns over sixty dresses and too many shoes to count. Why did it become okay to say one is better than the other? Because I am all of that."

Ming D. Liu, What is “better?” (via nonelikejesus)

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nisfi:

i love how racists say they have an “unpopular opinion” like um no actually your opinion is so popular that there is an entire structure of oppression based around it that controls the entire country cool story

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teslaarmor:

me: joins tumblr for fun

me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

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robin46and2:

When Batman calls, Gotham answers.

robin46and2:

When Batman calls, Gotham answers.

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The Maze Runner cast dancing.

(Source: dylanobrizen, via hellasterek)

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dakotarosewood:

(movement with hydrangeas)
van dusen botanical gardens
vancouver, bc, ca

(via towardsneverlandwego)

kinkyhannibal:

Person: “Could this show get any gayer?”

Me:  Actually it could.  Like, they could add real gay and queer characters.

(via hellasterek)

(Source: extend-your-hand, via hellasterek)

So much for my promising career in Espionage

Anonymous said: Loft!!! Guess who ;)

Gertrude? is that you?