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So much for my promising career in Espionage

Anonymous said: Whats your fave position in bed

horanyewest:

sleeping

twirlingtroye:

one is not like the others

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matthewbeilschmidts:

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xinternationalsmilezx:

matthewbeilschmidts:

OH MY GOD!!! DO YOU SEE THIS?!?!? DO YOU SEE THIS RIGHT HERE!!!!  THAT’S RIGHT I HAVE A KINDER EGG. MY SISTER WENT ON A TRIP AND BOUGHT ME THIS WHILE IN ENGLAND! NOW I HAVE CANDY THAT IS ILLEGAL IN THE UNITED STATES. YOU CAN’T STOP ME AMERICA BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THIS PRECIOUS CANDY THAT YOU KEEP AWAY FROM US. IT WAS NOT ONLY BROUGHT HERE WHEN IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT IT ALSO HAS BARBIE ON IT. HOW BADASS IS THAT! AMERICA CAN’T HOLD ME BACK NOW BECAUSE I HAVE THIS CANDY IN MY HANDS

it’s ILLEGAL IN THE U.S.?! HOW DO YOU LIVE?! WE HAVE THOSE ALL THE TIME IN CANADA

Canada also has the better smarties.

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you mean like these

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no. my kinder egg

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msdanconia asked: SLYTHERIN or HUFFLPUFF
Or perhaps in Slytherin. You’ll make your real friends, those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends.” 
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Disney Ladies Hair Changes On Screen

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Best of Chris Evans at San Diego Comic Con 2014

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askclint:

This movie was a cinematic masterpiece.

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coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

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weejaboard:

i have had enough adventure for today

okay but how the hell did the wasp get into the bag

orange-pilotingablimp:

God bless House.

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lotr + hands

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